i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Even the Affleck children can appreciate the joy of pointing and laughing at your lame parents.
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
The most dramatic fall of all time.
harry “diva” potter
this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*