I'm Melissa. My hair has to be one of the best conversation starters with strangers, ever. I love elephants, coffee, nail polish and Adam. Scarfs are always the best accessory choice. Sometimes, a smile is all you need.

(Source: ozei, via flahwed)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via penishole)

surisburnbook:

Even the Affleck children can appreciate the joy of pointing and laughing at your lame parents.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via 2000ish)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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roseityler:

artsyandawkward:


The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

roseityler:

artsyandawkward:

The most dramatic fall of all time.

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

(Source: withfireandblood, via dutchster)

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via ruinedchildhood)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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