I'm Melissa. My hair has to be one of the best conversation starters with strangers, ever. I love elephants, coffee, nail polish and Adam. Scarfs are always the best accessory choice. Sometimes, a smile is all you need.

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craigslistlolita:

who ever the fuck snitched was jealous that they weren’t getting that dick or good grades

^^^^^^^^ LOL I was thinking the same thing… ahhaahhaahha

craigslistlolita:

who ever the fuck snitched was jealous that they weren’t getting that dick or good grades

^^^^^^^^ LOL I was thinking the same thing… ahhaahhaahha

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c-rystalizing:

"hey why don’t you do something productive for once?"

nymphmaniac:  Vlada Backstage @ Viktor & Rolf Fall Winter 2008

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Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

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bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

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sebpatrick:

So there were this couple of amusing tweets I saw about how it’s silly that all these Americans talk about which house they’d be in in Harry Potter because obviously, being Americans, they wouldn’t go to Hogwarts, they’d go to the American equivalent of Hogwarts, and they’d be in like “Cowboy…

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