I'm Melissa. My hair has to be one of the best conversation starters with strangers, ever. I love elephants, coffee, nail polish and Adam. Scarfs are always the best accessory choice. Sometimes, a smile is all you need.
Im dying…

Im dying…

memewhore:

1983 threw up all over this bathroom.

memewhore:

1983 threw up all over this bathroom.

earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

(via dutchster)

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy, via smokingjointswithmileycyrus)

snorlaxatives:

livejustlikeagypsy09:

She finally got her pizza. 

she looks so satisfied 

(Source: livejustliketheuswnt09, via hotguysandpizza)

witharedguitaronfire:

Tumblr, 30 minutes after it happened

(via hotguysandpizza)

onesicklovestory:

ellen is handing out the pizza and brad pitt is handing out the paper plates this must be what a famous child’s birthday party is like

(via hotguysandpizza)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via hotguysandpizza)

tittily:

I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS

THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING

YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn

tittily:

I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS

THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING

YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn

(via hotguysandpizza)

failnation:

“If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two.”http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

“If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two.”
http://failnation.tumblr.com

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