I'm Melissa. My hair has to be one of the best conversation starters with strangers, ever. I love elephants, coffee, nail polish and Adam. Scarfs are always the best accessory choice. Sometimes, a smile is all you need.
officialcrow:

its cool guy

Cooooooolll guuyyyyyyy!!

officialcrow:

its cool guy

Cooooooolll guuyyyyyyy!!

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Miley gets upset because she says that a fan got in trouble for taking pictures

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memewhore:

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…….. I want both of them

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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failnation:

Did your mother buy those?http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Did your mother buy those?
http://failnation.tumblr.com

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right


Lolol

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

Lolol

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tylerrrrr:

Omg hahaha

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tylerrrrr:

That comment oh god hahaha

tylerrrrr:

That comment oh god hahaha

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