I'm Melissa. My hair has to be one of the best conversation starters with strangers, ever. I love elephants, coffee, nail polish and Adam. Scarfs are always the best accessory choice. Sometimes, a smile is all you need.

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this is why Khloe is the best Kardashian….

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craigslistlolita:

who ever the fuck snitched was jealous that they weren’t getting that dick or good grades

^^^^^^^^ LOL I was thinking the same thing… ahhaahhaahha

craigslistlolita:

who ever the fuck snitched was jealous that they weren’t getting that dick or good grades

^^^^^^^^ LOL I was thinking the same thing… ahhaahhaahha

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c-rystalizing:

"hey why don’t you do something productive for once?"

nymphmaniac:  Vlada Backstage @ Viktor & Rolf Fall Winter 2008

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Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
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