I'm Melissa. My hair has to be one of the best conversation starters with strangers, ever. I love elephants, coffee, nail polish and Adam. Scarfs are always the best accessory choice. Sometimes, a smile is all you need.
Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not
I want everything.. her outfit, stomach… everything.

I want everything.. her outfit, stomach… everything.

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annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

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broadcity:

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

broadcity:

The third time’s the charm, tonight at 10:30 PM on Comedy Central!!

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