I'm Melissa. My hair has to be one of the best conversation starters with strangers, ever. I love elephants, coffee, nail polish and Adam. Scarfs are always the best accessory choice. Sometimes, a smile is all you need.

0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

(via yesimbeyonce)

missbreeze:

que-lindaa:

When he runs his hand up and down your back while yall are just cuddling …… such a subtle motion, yet something thats enough to make you fall in love

this. want. neow.

missbreeze:

que-lindaa:

When he runs his hand up and down your back while yall are just cuddling …… such a subtle motion, yet something thats enough to make you fall in love

this. want. neow.

(Source: thetwistedg, via gabbyrose)

aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

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lisanoelruocco:

fornicating:

Cindy Clark, a Pennsylvania-based dog breeder decided to share these images of her then 3-month-old nephew with a few 3-week-old French bulldog puppies.

Oh my god.

(via ron-stop-able)

cortnimarieclark:

 

cortnimarieclark:

 

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bradofarrell:

kinkyspaceprincess:

thelostdisneyprincess:

merverb:

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT

bradofarrell:

kinkyspaceprincess:

thelostdisneyprincess:

merverb:

as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him

As an adult I still don’t understand..

psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor 

OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT

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cliterallysame:

mmanalysis:

milesjai:

soundlyawake:

I think Kmart just saved their company with one commercial.

THIS IS GOLD.

I have no words.

yeah but who the fuck buys pants at kmart

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